Before we get into anything, click on this link and listen to this in the background while you read this post. Detective Camster + Detective Stitchio Theme Song
(all rights go to Los Straitjacket who made this Crime Scene song)
Okay, now we’re ready.
Detective Stitchio: Here we are to investigate the case of the MISSING ANTONIO!
Detective Camster: Also known as OY30, this renowned blogger vanished off the face of the earth. When was he last sighted, Stitchio?
Detective Stitchio: He was last sighted on July 1, 2017, on his post in WordPress titled “Freaking children with their freaking spinners”.
That was the last time we have seen him tweet on Twitter as well.
Detective Camster: Right then! We should put our penetrating minds to the task and track down OY30. Not only was he an amazing person, he was a great friend. We must solve this case!
Detective Stitchio: Yes, we must! Hm, the first method of tracking down this blogger… Let’s think.
Detective Camster: Hmm… Yes… I’ve got it!
Detective Stitchio: Oh yes! Tell me, tell me!
Detective Camster: Okay, go to that last post and scroll down to the comments.
Detective Stitchio: Then we shall demand that he tell us where he has gone! Yes?
Detective Camster: Yes, we have official… uh, RandomPost authorization, level 7.
Detective Stitchio: Yes indeed. *takes out ID* Let’s get to it.
Detective Camster: Perfect. That will be able to show us whether he can respond. If not, he may have been abducted by aliens! We must quickly solve this case!!
Detective Stitchio: Surely, he will message us while he is missing. We are brilliant! Now, what is our next method?
Detective Camster: I say we spam his e-mail—hmm no, that may arouse too much suspicion.
Detective Stitchio: Oh! I’ve got it! Let’s repeatedly knock on his door! He will surely open it, if he is missing from his house—hmm, no, maybe not.
Detective Camster: Perhaps… I can take OY30’s drawing of his face and talk to it. Maybe it’ll answer back. Perhaps he left us some clues via his face.
Detective Stitchio: Yes! You are absolutely ingenious, Detective Camster!
Detective Camster: I shall get started right away, Detective Stitchio!
There we go! Let’s start this interview.
Detective Stitchio: *Gasp* OEYO! His secret identity! Surely it is a clue!
Detective Camster: Hmm, how interesting! Next question…
Detective Camster: So far we are picking up some big clues.
Detective Stitchio: We have uncovered his secret identity and his vow of silence.
Detective Camster: He is obviously under pressure and cannot talk to us. I think our worst fears may be true. He has been abducted by aliens!
Detective Stitchio: *Gasp* Our fears are confirmed! He is being held hostage and is forbidden to speak of any details!
Detective Camster: It’s a shame, I did think a drawing of his face would respond to our pleas. We must look into our next method.
Detective Stitchio: NEW EVIDENCE! His last Instagram post was on July 16! More recent than anything we were seeing before!
Detective Camster: Interesting!!! OY30 LAST SEEN JULY 16TH. Hmm… There is a Contact Me page on his website… perhaps we should use that to try to make contact?
I personally am going to look back to the last thing he has said to me…
Detective Stitchio: MORE SHOCKING EVIDENCE!!!
He said he was going out in a month! Which would mean, July 2017! But the question is, who was he going out with?
Detective Camster: SHOCKING EVIDENCE! And how long was he going out?
Detective Stitchio: We must assume that he would be going out until sometime this month, because… Oh, wait. He was talking about school.
But more evidence – he said he would only get about 2 weeks of summer break this summer, and when did his summer break start? Because then, he said he would be too busy with high school.
Detective Camster: SHOCKING EVIDENCE FOUND! The year before this one, he said school was out that year on July 9th:
Detective Stitchio: Which would mean, that he is back in high school now, and he is too busy with schoolwork!
Detective Camster: Now this was the year before this one, but still! Wait, is it that simple? :O
Detective Stitchio: MORE SHOCKING EVIDENCE! Now, through some investigating, I have discovered that on June 13th, he said in his Wonder Woman post that “I’ve seen some of you are already at summer holiday! That’s amazing peeps! I still have to wait a month :’v”
He still had to wait a month for his summer holiday! Which would mean, around July 13th, and then, this year, May 2017, he was talking to sfcamster and he said “I think I’m only getting two weeks of vacation this summer as I’m entering High School, but I’ll let you know if I can”. Which would confirm that he is in high school now and that’s why he has gone inactive!
Detective Camster: MORE SHOCKING EVIDENCE! In that same post (of June 13th), I found this quote from OY30.
I WISH I HAD A TARDIS SO THAT I COULD RUN AWAY AND LEAVE THIS WORLD -OY30
Detective Stitchio: *Gasp*
Detective Camster: Although he added he would always come back… when would that be, is the question. At any rate, do you have any concluding remarks, Stitchio?
Detective Stitchio: I think we have gathered enough groundbreaking evidence to wrap this case up. CASE CLOSED?
Detective Camster: CASE CLOSED! Conclusion: OY30 is in high school.
Detective Stitchio: Yes, my conclusion is that Antonio is too wrapped up in his high school life to be active on his social media, and he is not on summer break.
Detective Camster: What bothers me is that we did not hear from him when he WAS on summer break. SHOCKING EVIDENCE!
Detective Stitchio: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
(Hope you guys enjoyed! Let me know what you think of Cam and my new series! This is all real evidence and was not staged! – Stitchiella ❤ )